Does reel really ought to be real
While
the scientists seem to struggle to create a perfect time machine, for a movie
buff like me there is no better source of
time travel than a well made film , via a movie you can travel across
places and periods in fraction of minutes. Via a movie, it takes mere moments
to escape the ruthless reality and dwell into flawless fantasies. But does that
brief escape make the reality any different ? Do those fantasies ever come
alive? Does life offer you as many retakes? Are there any sequels or remakes?
Answer is a big NO . No matter how realistic the cinema gets , there always
remains an invisible strand between real and reel . Here are the five aspects
of life where reel life leads and sadly misleads.
1. LOVE
Yes.
Love is the most overrated emotion when it comes to cinema, specially Indian
cinema. Trust me , the breeze does not start singing nor does sky, heart as
always beats and there is no playing of guitars in it , you don't see your
beloved's face in clouds and you are as hungry and thirsty as always. No matter
how madly you love a person you won't ever be cheesy enough to sing and dance
with them in a public place nor will be the public stupid enough to copy all
your dance moves. And never expect Rab ne
bna di jodi style, city size, I LOVE YOU, it's just , even if you are
dating Shahrukh Khan , IMPOSSIBLE.
2.
COLLEGE LIFE
Again!
No one comes to college carrying a single book in hand, girls don't roam around
in six inches heel carrying pompoms , there are hardly any teachers wearing sultry sarees like Sushmita Sen ,
students do study and you don't become student of the year by simply winning a
treasure hunt or dancing at a prom night. You just do not. Deal with it !
3.
GAYS
Indian
cinema does play a major role in stereotyping this category of men. Gay men are
generally shown as week and whimsical creatures. Who keep hitting on the macho
men and in return are 'hit' by them. Remember, all those bobby darling movies?
Where she had no role than to be a laughing stock? Whereas in real life gay men
are at par with straight men when it comes to intelligence and physical
strength. They have manly built and voices and no, their favorite color is not
necessarily pink! We all know Ricky Martin , right ?
4.
STUNTS
While,
a hundred kids jumped from their terraces hoping to fly like Krish a thousands were awestruck seeing
Ajay devgan fight all alone with a tiger in Himtwala.
Leave alone Rajnikanth ! No man was ever able to fight a ten in one go that too
without a single drop of blood or sweat being shed and oh yes, Indian Police
unlike Dhoom series never chased the criminals on their super bikes, never
will. Even if you them gift one .
5.
GHOSTS
Just
like the west can't do away with its vampires and zombies , same is Bollywood's
obsession with its witches , their white sarees
and contrasting long black tresses. 'Ek
dayaan ki shakti uski choti m hoti hai'. Seriously ? and how can we forget
that screeching laugh and 360° rotating neck! Hindi horror flicks are rather
hilarious. No doubt, a paranormal world does exist , there is a life amidst
death and birth but sure phantoms are not idle enough to adorn ghungroo on their 'twisted feet' and
roam around the streets holding a candle stick! Afterall it's 21st century
where we live in!
Well,
fantasy does contradict reality, there is no harm in dreaming once in a while ,
taking things in light humor, letting go the logic and enjoying &
appreciating someone's creativity. Someone's imagination.
A piece of art.
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